Sunday, September 23, 2007

Insanity? Who are you calling insane???

Ok, folks, I promise this is the last one for a while...but I really enjoyed it! Thanks, Sue for sending it to me! And I do think I will practice #9 today at my local Walmart...oh wait...I don't go there anymore. Maybe at my local Kroger!

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9.. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Toward The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

I'm wondering which ones you all might be willing to try!


Mary Helen said...

Maybe I'll try #7 for a little while tomorrow at work. #10 sounds like fun, too, although I don't have that great of a poker face.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Thank you for posting my list. I have no idea how you got your hands on it but these are the things I do usually on a daily basis.


Logziella said...

I have seen this come thru e-mail before and it's hilarious!

countrymouse said...

I think there were only 19 items? I NEED 20!!!!!! I especially loved 3 and 19--but they were all great : )

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